What's your problem?
Resistance is futile...
You're such an idiot!
How did you know I was here?
Fate moves in a straight line.
I-I think that
I'm in love...
with you!
That makes ten thousand heroines conquered.
No dating sim can stand against me.
Enjoying your video game, Katsuragi?
Katsuragi Keima.
What could be more fun than my class?
Sorry. Please wait for me to reach a save point.
Maijima Academy
High School / Middle School
Why did she have to hit me?
My games aren't disturbing anybody.
My name is Katsuragi Keima.
Seventeen years old, born on June 6th, 11:29:35 AM.
My interests?
Girls.
Heads up, dweeb!
My PFP!
Sorry about that.
When I say I'm interested in girls, I don't mean that kind!
Hey, dweeb.
Sorry, but could you clean the roof by yourself today?
Huh?
I mean...
Unlike you, I'm totally busy.
How oblivious can she be?
I have to prepare for this upcoming meet!
Cleaning should be left to people with nothing else to do,
Asking a favor, after running into and insulting me?
if you know what I mean.
Zip
Don't be ridiculous!
I absolutely refuse!
All Yours
Damn it...
That girl makes no sense at all.
Paper Only Knows
She should follow the example of girls in games.
Papyrisia: "Paper is produced by combining vegetative fibers with an alkaline solution, into a pulp to be dried into sheets."
I'm only attracted to girls in games.
Reality is just a crappy game!
Unread Messages
You have new messages!
God of Conquest
Welcome, lost lambs.
Clattering
Help! My name is Sakura. The other day, you gave me some advice. I'm now stuck in another game. I can't seem to win Shiori Shiroko from Aki-iro. I hope that you can help me again. Thank you very much. - Konoha Sakura
Hey, God of Conquest here.
Hello. Thank you for your recent help. I'm also playing a game called Goth Goth Panic, but I'm having difficulty progressing. Could you offer some pointers?
Looks like everyone's having trouble with Goth Goth Panic.
Clattering
Hello. Thank you for your recent help. I'm also playing a game called Goth Goth Panic, but I'm having difficulty progressing. Could you offer some pointers?
Aki-iro is a good game.
Hello, God of Conquest! I always visit your site.
If you're looking for advice...
Clattering
That's right.
I needn't concern myself with
how absurd and irrational the real world is.
I am the God of Conquest...
A god of the gaming world!
Message sent!
Message Sent
Okay, on to the next one.
Hmm?
Dear God of Conquest,
Dear God of Conquest, I've heard that you can conquer any woman. On the off-chance that this is true, I have a girl for you. Reply PS: Don't press the button if you can't do it. Dokuro Skull
I've heard that you can conquer any woman.
On the off-chance that this is true, I have a girl for you.
What? This message sounds like a challenge.
Who do you think I am?
Reply
A god never backs down.
Thank you for signing the contract, Divine One.
Then off we go!
To hunt down loose souls!
Um...
When I ran a wide-range scan, there was a response...
Calm down...
Don't succumb to reality...
First, I need to save...
Okay, let's sort this out.
First, who are you?
I'm Elucia de Lut Ima.
Everyone calls me Elci.
I'm a demon sent from Hell,
as part of the Loose Souls team.
Oh, and what might this mean?
There is an ostensible elegance...
Yoshida Miyamoto
Oh, right...
Today's Thursday?
I'll go buy a game.
Please wait!
If you aren't careful,
you'll lose your head.
My head?
What's with this collar?
You signed a contract with a demon.
A demon?
You received the contract, yes?
From Dokuro, the bureau chief?
That message?!
Contracts in Hell are very strict, so you'll need to be careful.
If you fail to meet the conditions
or break the contract without permission,
the collar will activate
and remove your head.
That's ridiculous!
Get this thing off me!
It'll be fine!
Once we round up the loose souls, it'll be removed!
Loose souls?
H-Here comes a loose soul!
Pat Pat
Now come this way, Divine One.
That girl in front!
That's, uh...
She's in my class. Takahara Ayumi, I think...
Wait! What's that?!
Evil souls that escaped from Hell...
Loose Souls
Loose souls.
They've come to the surface to commit more evil acts.
Then go capture it!
Well...
It's not that simple.
After all, loose souls hide within the heart.
Within the heart?
How are you supposed to capture them then?!
That's why we need the assistance of a human "buddy."
In other words, you just have to take its place in her heart.
Then the loose soul will be forced to leave.
And...
And the best way to insert yourself into her heart...
is to make her fall in love with you!
You're telling me to conquer a real girl?!
Um, well...
A kiss will suffice...
You moron!
You've got this totally wrong!
I've never even held hands with a real girl!
My world only needs the girls from games.
That's awful...
Just awful, Divine One!
I didn't realize you were the god of playing video games!
Anyway, now that that's cleared up,
get this collar off me.
I'm sorry. I can't do that.
What?!
To make up for it, I'll die with you...
We're both bound by the contract...
When the buddy dies, the demon also loses her head.
The World Runs on Love
Whoosh
Aw...
And there's a loose spirit right within my grasp...
Keep it down.
I'm making a list of games to replay before I lose my head.
Um, Divine One?
Aren't you the God of Conquest?
Maybe you could do the same thing in real life that you do with the girls in games?
Don't mix games and reality.
That's supposed to be a track team?
They couldn't be further from the mark.
From the mark?
None of them...
None of them have their hair tied up!
Huh? Hair?
But that doesn't matter-
Don't be ridiculous!
Track team girls are supposed to tie their hair up!
Honestly, don't they realize that the spirit of track
lies in the hair band?
Um, doesn't that only apply to games...
I can't conquer a girl who doesn't put the effort in.
Oh! Divine One!
Look! Look! Look!
Okay! Time to get serious!
She tied her hair up, Divine One!
Th-That won't be enough.
Huh?
Shorts!
You'd never see a track team wearing shorts in a game!
I can't do a thing if they aren't wearing bloomers.
Squeal!!
What is this?!
I can use my raiment to change how she looks on the outside.
But you're the only one who can change what's inside!
Give it a try, Divine One!
I believe in you!
The Next Day
Good luck! Takahara Ayumi!
Victory
Good luck! Takahara Ayumi! Go, Go, Ayumi!
Faster than a Speeding Bullet
Hey, dweeb!
What's with all the embarrassing signs?
There's a meet coming up...
So I'm cheering you on...
Huh?
So you're getting revenge for my making you clean the roof alone?
Do it again, and I'll kill you!
Are you sure about this, Divine One?
In games, your relationship with a girl
depends on the number of encounters you have.
Affection
Meetings
Encounters
For now, I can only water the plant until the flower blooms.
Conquest-In-Progress Day 2
Dash like the wind! Ayumi!
Hey! I told you to stop!
Conquest-In-Progress Day 3
Idiot!
That's not any better!
Ayumi - Legend in the Making
A Strong Heart Can Transcend Time
Ayumi Takahara - V
Conquest-In-Progress Day 4
Ayumi Love
I'm ignoring you.
Love
Is this really working?
She seems to hate you more now...
Rumble
In games, hate can quickly turn to love.
Overcoming a fight or an event that makes her hate you
will always end up as a plus.
I see.
So she doesn't actually hate you right now...
Rumble
No save function...
No backlog...
How am I supposed to play this...
Um, where are you going?
The bathroom!
Take your time.
Hey, Ayumi!
Yes? What is it?
Don't give me that.
Second-years are supposed to wait until we're done running.
I'm very sorry!
But there isn't much time left before the meet...
Did you hear that?
She thinks she's already on the team.
Aren't you getting a little too cocky?
After running a decent time, all of once?
Excuse me!
Please hurry up with my punishment!
Laps!
Thirty laps!
That's so mean!
You'll find rotten upperclassmen in every world.
Nice job!
The third-years went home already.
They're pretty nasty, huh?
I don't really care.
Speaking of which, that dweeb isn't much better.
Now is when he should be up there, cheering you on!
It doesn't matter...
Wow, advertising balloons.
Haven't seen one in forever.
But why are there skulls?
Tomorrow's the day of the meet.
If Ayumi wins, after all the cheering you've done,
I'm sure that she'll fall for you.
Ayumi!
Ayumi? Ayumi?
You okay?
- Someone go get a teacher!
- Take her to the nurse's office!
Okay!
Nurse's Office
What? She sprained it?
Uh-huh.
But the meet's tomorrow...
Don't you think there was something odd about the hurdles today?
Now that you mention it...
The hurdles in that one spot felt closer together than they should have been.
So someone fiddled with them.
That's the only reason she fell down!
There's no hope.
If she doesn't win, we can't...
Injury...
Upperclassmen...
Hurdle...
Cheering...
It appears that we've reached the turning point.
Huh?
I can see the ending.
Why did you call me out here?
And what is this? Some kind of sick joke?
Best Wishes
I was thinking that you'd eat it. Then you'd do your best in the meet tomorrow.
Have you seen my ankle?!
You think I can run in the meet?!
Sure.
After all,
you aren't injured.
What are you talking about?
You've never run in a real race!
Do you even know how fast I was going?!
You might have injured yourself if you were running at full speed.
But when you fell...
Your hair wasn't tied up.
You always tied your hair up when you ran all-out.
Did you plan to trip from the very beginning?
It's better this way.
The upperclassmen were right.
I just happened to run really well while the coach was watching,
so she put me on the team.
But I haven't been able to run well ever since.
I keep practicing,
but I can't improve my time.
It'd be better if I weren't in the meet.
Why...
Why can't I run anymore?
I've been practicing so hard!
Don't worry about it so much.
Just run as quickly as you can.
If it's ranking that you're worried about, you're already in first place,
in my heart.
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
Don't creep me out like that!
Besides, this all happened because of your stupid cheering!
Geez!
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
Hey...
Will you come to cheer me on tomorrow, at the meet?
Y-Yeah...
Thanks!
It left!
Got it!
Loose soul in custody!
A-ha! How do you like that?
It was amazing!
Hey, Ayumi.
Don't get too cocky, after winning just one race.
It was a fluke!
Huh?
Why did you praise her?
She just congratulated me.
Takahara.
Congratulations.
Oh, thanks...
Ayumi!
The interview for the paper, right?
Ayumi lost all memory of the conquest.
Well, it's probably easier for me this way.
Huh?
That's right... Where did she go?
Hey, dweeb! What's up with that?
Where have you been hiding her?
Katsuragi Elci
Hi, everyone.
I'm Katsuragi Elci, the new transfer student.
I hope that everyone is nice to my brother, Keima, and me!
Hey now...
What's that supposed to mean?!
Demon of a Sister Baby, You're a Rich Girl
Fire, wheel, and screw.
Gunpowder, compass, and printing press.
Social shifts are always driven by three major inventions.
What do we have in this era?
What?
The answer is dating sims, dating sims, and dating sims!
If you don't believe me, go back to the Stone Age.
Off I go!